They're Called "Noodles!"

Noodles are red, noodles are green and noodles are yellow.
But, the best noodles are fat, smooth and pink!

I had a noodle lesson yesterday.
A pretty Scandia girl from Minnesota showed me how to noodle.
It was tip over at first, but she got me a float.
Stopping me from falling forward head first was a chore!

She said, Jim, put the dang thing under your rump.
You're to big for the under arm position, ya big ole chump (latter not said!)
I said, OK, pretty lady and balanced me rump.
It worked until I looked at her b___s...cur-thump!

It's becoming bad poetry again, Jim ole Jim.
So, I practiced all day until class was to begin.
Thinking of noodling time and time again.
Class flew by so fast that would me amaze.
There was still noodling time left to garner her praise.

Scandia girl was there with her noodle.
She gave me narry a look, was I her poodle?
I guess I should be noodling for reasons more pure.
Red, green, yellow and pink noodles can be scratchy for sure.

But, noodling with big, smooth ones can be more relax'in than beer.